February 2011
January 2011
watching dawn of the dead and 28 weeks later text ittt!! ~*~*~*
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rikers-beard:
vittoriamaul:
My life.
“Just think about that guys; Everything we do, in life, is to get someone else to do that for you.”
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so i thought i’d take a shower before bed, but i ended up passing out in the shower for almost three hours. did either one of my roommates come to check on me?
nope.
am i really going to bed at 8 o clock?
yes
i am
God damnit, Mordin, you beautiful bastard.
i wish the people who live above me would stop fucking so loud so i can enjoy my pizza and listen to finntroll in peace.
seriously.
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hissbitch:
advice: if you want something you have to go outside your room and tell your mom to get it
bubbleghost:
unless we are dating (which I am pretty sure we are not), do not ever ever ever call me beautiful like it’s a noun
I don’t care if it’s a compliment, I have a name
twat
FUCK YES I GOT TWO TICKETS FOR FINNTROLL FOR 20...
ok im rly excited
is it too late to oder a pizza?
trick question: it’s never too late.
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n01r:
i want to personally apologize to every single person in the UK
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this is why.
Me: Hey Tanner, why are we even friends?
Tanner: I'm just tryin' to get my dick wet.
People say, ‘I’m going to sleep now,’ as if it were nothing. But it’s really a...
– George Carlin (via thechocolatebrigade)
>playing dead space
>quiet, early morning hours
>SUDDENLY HORRIBLE SCREECHING, HISSING, STATIC SOUND OUT OF NOWHERE
>OH MY GOD
>get scared, freak out, crying
i’m really cool.
my korean roommate has her boyfriend over and they won’t quit talking so now i’m never going to get any sleep
my life is terrible
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hissbitch:
im going to jump start my sex life by starting to threaten to jump off this building if you dont have sex with me
i should have done this years ago.